Even though we have child locks on all the cabinets, Duncan got a brand new bottle of dishsoap from under the sink and squirted it all over his room, rubbing it even on the glass in front of his tv and his windows.

Later he snuck out the dog door and played with the hose on the side of the house. He opened my car door and soaked the back seat and floor.

Earlier this week, someone left the fridge unlocked and he poured about a 1/3 gallon of milk on his mattress, which still stinks.