Last night, Brett declared what is at least the 5th toilet that will have to be totally replaced in this house due to Duncan's habit of flushing objects, like a light bulb for instance, down the toilet.
Today Brett will finally fax the paperwork to repair the couch which Duncan stabbed with a knife and marked on with a pen.
More faucet handles are missing than not, again impeding the independence of his siblings.
My car antennae is missing.
We removed the faucet handles off the backyard hose because he would leave it on, this reduces our efficiency.
We have yet to replace the inner panel of the window he broke in his room.
Any lightbulb he has access to has disappeared and he has removed the sleeve casings for the bulb.
Tried to hang a clock in the living room (just an inch below the ceiling edge) but he got it down and took out the battery and chewed it.
The drains of any tub he takes a bath in are missing parts.
We had to replace the ceiling below where the upstairs tubs are because he splashes all the water out.
He has destroyed countless dollars worth of makeup and dvds.
It is impossible to keep pens and or pencils.
I had to scrape super glue off the roof of his mouth recently.
This list grows by the moment.
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